This time you're not asking the questions, you're giving the answers! Write suggestions, provide directions, and generally order Josh to do things. Josh, feel free to post on this too.
Hey, Josh - you need to call up Kevin (and maybe even Ken, who I hear is the reigning King of Meat Market) to figure out when you're going to get some drinks and see my new film, "The Wrestler". I went through a lot to get this thing made, like fighting Jean-Claude Van Damme alongside a white tiger in a minefield in an abandoned colosseum, so you need to get your ass in gear before I get pissed.
Your friend Ian gave it a top rating, and you should probably believe him. Get moving.
Oddly enough as I read this (and as I type this) I AM enjoying a ham sandwich from Potbelly. Which is weird since I normally get the Wreck. That's weird.
Okay, so I have had a ham sandwich, seen the Wrestler, kicked Bison's ass, and am now preparing to shut my face as a hippie. But before I do, you need to tell me more. Go ahead.
Hey, Josh - you need to call up Kevin (and maybe even Ken, who I hear is the reigning King of Meat Market) to figure out when you're going to get some drinks and see my new film, "The Wrestler". I went through a lot to get this thing made, like fighting Jean-Claude Van Damme alongside a white tiger in a minefield in an abandoned colosseum, so you need to get your ass in gear before I get pissed.
ReplyDeleteYour friend Ian gave it a top rating, and you should probably believe him. Get moving.
All the best,
Mickey Rourke
Hey, Josh - shut your face hippie!
ReplyDeleteHey, Josh - I want you to eat a ham sandwich.
ReplyDeleteOddly enough as I read this (and as I type this) I AM enjoying a ham sandwich from Potbelly. Which is weird since I normally get the Wreck. That's weird.
ReplyDeleteread, type and eat ... all at once? I smell Tom Foolery!
ReplyDeleteThat's it, you don't want to tell me more?
ReplyDeleteYou haven't even finished the simple tasks we already gave you. Bison wannabes are still running rampant and we still haven't seen The Wrestler.
ReplyDeleteThat's just nonsense. The Ram would never job to Bison.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I have had a ham sandwich, seen the Wrestler, kicked Bison's ass, and am now preparing to shut my face as a hippie. But before I do, you need to tell me more. Go ahead.
ReplyDeleteHey, Josh - tonight, "lick the alphabet."
ReplyDeleteI am not sure what date you posted this, but you can be confident that this task has been accomplished.
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