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Well, there's the two of you and ... just kidding. It's the weekly magazine in San Diego that people use to find out what's going on in town for concerts, restaurants, films, etc. Pretty large readership here ... I've done it before and it doesn't help the site traffic ... but it's free so might as well try.
Well, you could call their advertising department. With the print medium's moribund condition, you could probably drive a hard bargain if you agreed to run a certain ad a certain number of times. Just demand they throw away the rate card and go from there.
Although the print medium is an odd duck. For example, during my tenure at the Tribune, circulation and ad prices were inversely related. So the less people that read the paper, the MORE an ad in the paper cost. I believe they did this to make up for the fact that less people were advertising--so by raising the price of the remaining ads the balance sheet would look more, well, balanced. Unfortunately, a lot of people know when you are trying to sell them something less valuable for more money. Those that didn't were told by their friends, and the print medium continues to fall through the floor. A winner is Craigslist.
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Sell outs.
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NEED VIAGRA?!? http:\\www.dancingscimitar.com
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5 PILLS A DAY? YOU HAVE A LIFE!
http:\\www.extrafries.com
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HUNGRY? THIRSTY? LONELY?!?
http:\\www.ohmymom.com
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Try Yahoo Web Based Internets!
http:\\www.lablovers.com
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I hope that's your new e-mail signature.
ReplyDeleteHey, cool! How many people read that site?
ReplyDeleteWell, there's the two of you and ... just kidding. It's the weekly magazine in San Diego that people use to find out what's going on in town for concerts, restaurants, films, etc. Pretty large readership here ... I've done it before and it doesn't help the site traffic ... but it's free so might as well try.
ReplyDeleteI think it's like the CHICAGO READER. You know, the highbrow artsy independent paper.
ReplyDeleteAs long as at least part of the Internet is soaking in our creative juices, I'm happy for now. World domination to follow.
ReplyDeleteNext stop: STREETWISE!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, that would be awesome. It could only be topped by an article in the Penny Saver. (Pennnny Savvverrrrr!)
ReplyDeleteHow would you even go about getting a page in either one??
ReplyDeleteWell, you could call their advertising department. With the print medium's moribund condition, you could probably drive a hard bargain if you agreed to run a certain ad a certain number of times. Just demand they throw away the rate card and go from there.
ReplyDeleteAlthough the print medium is an odd duck. For example, during my tenure at the Tribune, circulation and ad prices were inversely related. So the less people that read the paper, the MORE an ad in the paper cost. I believe they did this to make up for the fact that less people were advertising--so by raising the price of the remaining ads the balance sheet would look more, well, balanced. Unfortunately, a lot of people know when you are trying to sell them something less valuable for more money. Those that didn't were told by their friends, and the print medium continues to fall through the floor. A winner is Craigslist.
I am Mike Terry, and this message is approved by me.