Alot of people like to throw around the phrase "party like a rock star" or even the phrase "rock out with your c*ck out!". But no one has ever taken those phrases seriously...until.....NOW
If there is one thing that I feel comfortable calling myself an expert in, it is flogging the dolphin. And as an expert, I can definitely say that only reccommended way to get some quality time in with yourself is to do it at home alone with all the doors, drapes, and windows closed and locked. Any pets should be placed outside the room where the incident is occurring. Any significant others should be gone for at least 1 hour, unless you are in the shower. Cell phones should be muted or set to vibrate.
If there is one thing that I feel comfortable calling myself an expert in, it is flogging the dolphin. And as an expert, I can definitely say that only reccommended way to get some quality time in with yourself is to do it at home alone with all the doors, drapes, and windows closed and locked. Any pets should be placed outside the room where the incident is occurring. Any significant others should be gone for at least 1 hour, unless you are in the shower. Cell phones should be muted or set to vibrate.
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