You're lucky I'm not posting porn cropping Ken's head onto a homoerogenous picture. But here's the deal. I'm 28 years old, married with no children and I enjoy running in the nude, impersonating mops, and playing with my ole time Bradley friend Kevin H. You see, Kevin was a goodly man, who did goodly things to a good many peoples. One day, Kevin meet a nice young man named Ian. Because they had to room together. And then they met Ken and Dan and Josh and all was well.
Then the darkness came...
peering out from a dark domain lit only by the light of a mudd ridden computer screen there lived the sasquatch.
The sasquatch was a squatty but dangerous creature from the dorkus realm of orc wizardry. He was the reason Ken couldn't get any poonanny! The sasquactch deep down wanted Kenneth but NOOOO Ken wouldn't have none of it beatch.
Then Dan and Ken got bad grades and left and came back and more stuff happened.
The sasquatch left as well leaving behind only unused shampoo and a stain on the computer chair.
Let it be known that might posse will rule all! So sayeth the great alundo.
To be continued...
Mr Rod,
ReplyDeleteAs your editor, I must say that despite your submoronic grammatical syntaxery and less than acceptable pacing, I find the characters and theme of your story fascinating. However, before I decide to option this into a movie script, I have a few questions:
-Does the Sasquatch die when you throw water on him?
-Is there a stoner in the story? I often find that a story is vastly improved by the addition of a character who dabbles in the mystic herbal arts. That and a muscular Hawaiian.
-Does anyone find out about Josh and the dead hooker?