Hey, all the last generation consoles were blackity-black. It's whitey's turn! According to Sony & Microsoft, the whole point of these new designs was to make the consoles more friendly-looking, so that you'd invite them into your home and allow them to slowly penetrate the very essence of your home-entertainment nerve center. Now, given the choice, would YOU turn down the soft, supple pleasures of these new ivory wonder-chests in favor of the hulking, brutish coal-black units of yesteryear? No, Ian, you wouldn't. Shut up.
Also, don't forget the white hood dust cover accessory for your new PS3.
What's the deal with both the X-Box 360 and the PS3 being white? ... I smell a conspiracy!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather skip the foreplay and get a confederate flag covered PS3.
If you could customize your next-generation gaming console, how would you do it?
Mine would have a camera attached, so I can SEE who runs off with my Tecmo Bowl 2005!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey, all the last generation consoles were blackity-black. It's whitey's turn! According to Sony & Microsoft, the whole point of these new designs was to make the consoles more friendly-looking, so that you'd invite them into your home and allow them to slowly penetrate the very essence of your home-entertainment nerve center. Now, given the choice, would YOU turn down the soft, supple pleasures of these new ivory wonder-chests in favor of the hulking, brutish coal-black units of yesteryear? No, Ian, you wouldn't. Shut up.
ReplyDeleteAlso, don't forget the white hood dust cover accessory for your new PS3.
I want a yellow console that speaks to my oriental lo mein.
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