It got into his hand and went bad, so he lopped it off at the wrist. Then with his one good hand, he wrote a new book "How To Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way." His book tour is coming soon...July 31 in Chicago!
I seem to remember you went to his book signing or something last time he was here (in 2001 or something) You said he left the signing early, leaving people in line without signatures. On the way to his extravagant limo he headbutted a puppy, spat on a nun, and stole a cripples crutches. Is this true?
I didn't actually go to the signing, but I heard that's what happened. I don't know if it was his decision or management's that he leave early. But for the sake of historical accuracy, he pushed some children out of the way, stepped on a widow's head, knocked down a paralyzed midget and applied an outside-the-ring piledriver to the nun. The puppy he presumably ran over.
We're there! I still haven't read his first book, "If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor".
ReplyDeleteI seem to remember you went to his book signing or something last time he was here (in 2001 or something) You said he left the signing early, leaving people in line without signatures. On the way to his extravagant limo he headbutted a puppy, spat on a nun, and stole a cripples crutches. Is this true?
ReplyDeleteI didn't actually go to the signing, but I heard that's what happened. I don't know if it was his decision or management's that he leave early. But for the sake of historical accuracy, he pushed some children out of the way, stepped on a widow's head, knocked down a paralyzed midget and applied an outside-the-ring piledriver to the nun. The puppy he presumably ran over.
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