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Man: "Hey, what's goin' on sweetie?"
Woman: "Hey, do you got a minute?"
Man: "Yeah."
Woman: "Are you alone?"
Man: "Yeah..."
Woman: "Well, you know that 'thing' we've been working on for a while now?"
Man: "..."
Woman: (smiling and nodding)

Woman: "Your brother and I took care of it while you were at that stupid StarCraft II convention last weekend."
Man: (laughs) "No way... really?"
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "Really."
Woman: "Mmm-hmm!!"
Man: "You f****** b****."
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Man this post is GOOOOOOOOD!!!!
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this is funny. Oh yeah! Say hello to your wife and my kids.
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