PS3 Trophies

Trophies - the PlayStation Network's achievement system for PS3 games - have become quite popular with PS3 owners. What are some of the most sought-after Trophies?

"2 Cold"
Game: Assassin's Creed 2
Grade: Bronze
Requirements: Stab a dude in the FACE!

"The Dork Knight"
Game: Batman: Arkham Asylum
Grade: Bronze
Requirements: Utter the phrase "I'm Batman!" to yourself 3 times during Story Mode.

"lolz n00b"
Game: Modern Warfare 2
Grade: Bronze
Requirements: Insult another player online using a non-sensical combination of any 5 ethnic slurs and vulgar sexual phrases.

"Quiet Restraint"
Game: God of War III
Grade: Silver
Requirements: Do not turn on your console for 7 years after completing Act I.

"Heavy Lumber"
Game: MLB '10
Grade: Gold
Requirements: You hit a home run using your character's dick.

"End It!"
Game: Guitar Hero: Upstream Premium Division
Grade: Platinum
Requirements: Earn all trophies for perfectly playing UPD's unbelievable catalog of hits.