Wrap up of Dan's final undergraduate college experience:

And the Rod of Ruin AWARD of EXCELLENCE for MOST BORING CLASS GOES TO:
Auditing, although I never attended it enough to know if the classes I missed were also boring.

Honorable mention: International Business

for FUNNIEST MOMENT IN CLASS GOES TO:
The weird kid next to me in my meteorology class who in the middle of a test said to me, "this is a good test".

Honorable mention: my horse is a secret horse

for MOST DIFFICULT CLASS TO PASS GOES TO:

Financial Reporting II, which one person I knew took 3 times to pass.

Honorable mention: Financial Reporting I and III

for HOTTEST GIRL ON CAMPUS GOES TO:
A girl named Megan from Carmel, Indiana. She was a brunette and although short undoubtedly hot.

Honorable mention: Maria R., The Alpha Delta Pi sorority, and Josh's sister

for WORST MOMENT IN A CLASSROOM SETTING GOES TO:
Daphne who during our presentation in taxation decided she didn't want to talk which made for an uncomfortably long pause. What a whore.

Honorable mention: Any time I was called on because I am old.

for STUPIDEST EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE TO CLASS GOES TO:
Rod of Ruin for saying there was an accident outside of Del Taco.

Honorable mention: for never attending class at Bradley

for the MOST AWKWARD MOMENT WITH A GIRL GOES TO:
The girl who worked the register in the cafeteria who was surprised I was married and inferred she wanted some poontang.

Honorable mention: all the other times girls were surprised I was married.


MY HORSE IS A SECRET HORSE BLAU.