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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

PAGING COMMISSIONER FORBES

Football season is just around the corner, which means another 16 weeks of Fantasy Football. Or in my case 8 weeks, followed by 8 more weeks of trading away players that suddenly find themselves breaking NFL records after being traded from the Cubs Like Christpunchers. Of course, we need Commisioner Forbes to set everything up through YAHOO! Fantasy Football. I don't even care if he invites the whiney guy from last season, as it would be fun to pool our resources to beat him week in and week out while he moans over something of no consequence.

So, Commissioner Forbes, weild your power to make this happen. As any Cubs fan can tell you after the All Star break.....I AM READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!! (And not even the inevitible Rex Glassman injury can stop the Bears this year...we have Griese).

19 comments:

  1. And what about the inevitable Griese injury? :D

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  2. Well then we have a QB who won 10 games in his rookie season: "Cowboy" Kyle Orton.

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  3. Funny you should ask about this ... I just set up the league a few days ago ... and the invites have been sent! Check your mailbox

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  4. Ian - get me in on that shizen: quagmire0 at gmail dot com.

    Gracias

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  5. scratch that - send the invite to my special fantasy football email:

    panthrosbulge@yahoo.com !

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  6. You can't hijack this thread with your clever email address. I am ready for some football! My fantasy involves drafting Urlacher and commanding him to destroy you and your meager Panthro Package.

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  7. The emails went out already ... too late. Though I enjoy the laughter you both bring on game day! ;)

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  8. I received said email like Steve Smith receiving the football. No Problem. I then ran the email past Peanut Tillman for a touchdown. Hell YEAH!

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  9. I've decided on a team name, so prepare to have your colons irrigated!!

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  10. Maybe we could change one of the links on the right to the YAHOO Fantasy Football Main Page.

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  11. And the Commish has added said link.

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  12. We have the most active commissioner in Fantasy Sports!

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  13. If by active, you mean plague ridden, then yes ... you are correct.

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  14. I ahte how women are wearing bigger and bigger sunglasses these days.It seems like there is a never ending contest for broads to out-bitchify each other.

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  15. I agree with you and am perhaps mystified more only by the tangent this thread took.

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  16. Sorry. By 'Active' I meant "willing to accept and enact all my ideas instantly without bothering with thought or emotion." This is a good thing, see, because it is technically MY malice of forethought--not yours.

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  17. WHERE DID YOU GET A HAND GRENDADE?

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  18. Join the league, Dan! We need that "Goal" perspective!

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