Pretty dark in here...

...watch out for Box Man.

OH MY GAWD, KING!

I wonder if he pinned her afterwards?

Optimus Prime wants you to get drunk.

I was watching TV last night and this commercial came on. I immediately recognized it as the voice of the great Autobot leader, Optimus Prime. But instead of telling me to look both ways before I crossed the street, he was telling me to make sure the mountains on my beer bottles were blue. Wait...Optimus wants me to drink beer?

You fans can stick it brother

On this date in 1996, the n.W.o. was formed.

My thought on Billy Mays

Do you think they'll use the Awesome Auger to dig the hole?

The Countdown is on....

Who will be the first to make an inappropriate joke about Michael Jackson?

AOL HUH?!?!?

Just workin' on my Kevin Hurley Fan Page.

Ok Kevin, if this doesn't get you to join Facebook, I'm not sure anything else will!

THIS IS 100% REAL! STAND UP FOR 399!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blogger Profiles: The Stranger

Real Name: Frank Castle

Age: Younger than your Mom, but that's never really mattered, has it?

Location: Right behind you!

Sex: Yeah, I hit it.

Favorite Food: Free

Favorite Sports Team: Joliet Jackhammers (RailCats can suck it!)

Favorite "Jones": Joshua David Tiberius Jones

Favorite Posse Moment: Co-Authoring 'Posse's Gonna Fill Your Mouth', which I still sing to myself on occassion.

Childhood Hero: The dog from Duck Hunt

Worst College Moment: Getting scored on by Duane Bickett...

Goals in Life: TBD

Movie that defines my life: Beaches 2: More Deader

Can I get a what what?: No.

The Best of Year 4

As part of our usual Year-in-Review festivities, it's time to distill all the greasy funk of Year 4 into one refreshing, smooth-reading post. So as you prepare to kick back and take that first pull of your lunchtime (or breakfast) forty-ounce, pull up a chair and this post, and let it flow.

Why don't you like my movie, Hank? - Mike Terry is born! "Instead I find out you are hungry for more Tim Allen."

The keyword is not your friend - Lively discussion about a number of topics, including movies, BJs, and The Goonies!

YOUR GUIDE TO HOT POST APOCALYPTIC CAREERS! - Such a good summary of the movie "Doomsday" that I never bothered to see the movie "Doomsday".

OUTWORLD COMPLETES MERGER WITH BUSINESS WORLD - This actually happened.

Lewbowskifest 2008....In a word: balls! - The pics are still up from Ken's vision quest into the strange wilds of the Bluegrass State.

Welcome To Your Doom


Honorable Mentions:
More Pictures of Obese women, please. - Request denied!
CLICK HERE TO READ SOMETHING INTERESTING! - Well, do what it says.
STEAK SWALLOWER!!! - read comments #3 and #4... especially #4.
Black Skittle - taste the rainbow...


And now, back to your regularly scheduled day of sins and debauchery.

Waiting for Conan

I can't believe this stuff is still on YouTube!

Jerking Off Hamsters

Just padding my stats.

There goes the neighborhood.

Someone was correct in deciding to relocate.

Jim Kosek is my weatherman...

I could go into detail, but just see for yourself. This guy is a psycho. Every now and then he does the Chicago weather, and those days are always a little less cloudy.

As a fair warning, keep the volume down.

Deep Dish

Let's assume you are a man. OK so far? Let's also assume that you are a pizza, and that the following are your potential girlfriends. Which one do you find most tempting?

Year 4 post statistics

Saddle up for a recount of what went down Underground in Year 4. The tale of the tape reads 76 total posts, a little better than last year, but less than Ken OR Ian posted all by themselves in Year 1. Break it down!

Tyke Merry: 23 posts (30.3%)
Stranger Than Ken: 19 posts (25.0%)
Fool Force: 17 posts (22.4%)
Oh Shit, It's Upgrayedd: 15 posts (19.7%)
Papa John (2x Meat, 2x Cheese): 2 posts (2.6%)


For taking top honors two years in a row, Josh wins the cardboard box in the trunk of my car, which contains remnants of his Santa suit from 2008, a shitload of pennies, his certificate from Bartending School and an oily rag. Congrats dude!

Round 5... FIGHT!!!

I Pity The Attorneys

News taken from IMDb:

Mr. T Called Up For Jury Duty
29 April 2009 12:10 PM, PDT

The A-Team star Mr. T appeared in court on Monday after he was called up for jury duty in Chicago, Illinois.

The actor, real name Laurence Tureaud, showed up for jury selection at Cook County Circuit Court, sporting his famous Mohawk hairstyle.

But Mr. T managed to escape his civil responsibilities and was dismissed by a judge after several hours of deliberations.

Force Spike turns 32!!

Ironically, that's the same total as these ladies' IQ:
















HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!

Just remember not to order the Heart Attack Pizza, at our advanced ages, I'm not sure our arteries could take another one.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN!!!!!!!!

HAVE A GOOD ONE! YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE SNOW.