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Friday, May 28, 2010

GRIM Revisited! !



This motherfucker is a monster. A monster who can phase through walls. Plus, this monster has has some totally bitchin' theme music. This movie sucked.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Want Some Tacos to go with that Suplex?




Any of you make it to San Diego, we gotta go here!!! (I haven't been yet but will make the journey very, very soon.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The end of Lost



Well, now that Lost is over I will be forced to rely on books to provide me with epic storytelling, and the Internet to provide me with weekly glimpses of Evangeline Lilly's splendid booty.

In case you didn't watch the show, it turns out that all the characters' lives were being made up as they went along by five guys on a blog site. The finale took place in a Starbucks and had a giant mechanical dog named Slayer.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Meat Market 2010: Texas De Brazilliant



Friday, May 28th.   7:00pm

Texas De Brazil, Schaumburg, IL

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Sex photos observed!



As HOG spills and thrills at will!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Ok, someone explain the whole Highlander premise to me again.


Haven't seen the movies in forever, but I just don't understand the endgame.  So, you kill all the highlanders and then what?  There can be only one and now you're destined to roam the earth, never die, and catch every STD known to man.  I just don't get it.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Firefox anyone?

I haven't been able to post comments or view the Facebook sidebar for a while on our blog ... anyone else having issues with this (Firefox or otherwise)?

Friday, May 14, 2010

Rao The Conqueror?!?!?!!



MOBILE BLAU!!!!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Year 5 Post Statistics

"Too much stuff, and not enough stuff!!" *PYRO*

This post emanates LIVE from the UGIJF branch office in Chicago, where we've worked non-stop for the last 4 minutes to bring you the ultimate results from the half-decade mark! There were 55 total posts, which is 999,945 short of our goal of one million. Here's how it all beaks down:

19 - That's gotta be KEN!!
17 - Surgio Salerno
14 - Heartbreak Kev
5 - E.N. Forbes (he's in your mom)
0 - Diggity Dan


Fucking shit, I thought I had you guys. I TRIED SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Full Force Hits 33

Congrats dude! You've reached another palindromic age plateau. :) Do yourself a favor and have someone treat you to a showing of "Kick-Ass". I'll let the others add some imagery and debauchery.

Monday, April 12, 2010

I am not sure what to make of this...

MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH!

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Another Post!

This should make you laugh!!!

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Who better than Kanyon?!

Everyone who is currently NOT dead.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

LOOK AT THIS FIRST!

Video Game Programmers are a holes.

LOOK AT THIS!

Credit Weekly World News.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

SOMEONE POST SOMETHING FOR CHRISTSAKES!!!!!

Or Kevin, join Facebook.



That is all.