Metallica rolling over in their pre-bought coffins

So, this group decided to cover "Battery" ... well ... yeah ... just click here ... or don't.

PS3 Trophies

Trophies - the PlayStation Network's achievement system for PS3 games - have become quite popular with PS3 owners. What are some of the most sought-after Trophies?

"2 Cold"
Game: Assassin's Creed 2
Grade: Bronze
Requirements: Stab a dude in the FACE!

"The Dork Knight"
Game: Batman: Arkham Asylum
Grade: Bronze
Requirements: Utter the phrase "I'm Batman!" to yourself 3 times during Story Mode.

"lolz n00b"
Game: Modern Warfare 2
Grade: Bronze
Requirements: Insult another player online using a non-sensical combination of any 5 ethnic slurs and vulgar sexual phrases.

"Quiet Restraint"
Game: God of War III
Grade: Silver
Requirements: Do not turn on your console for 7 years after completing Act I.

"Heavy Lumber"
Game: MLB '10
Grade: Gold
Requirements: You hit a home run using your character's dick.

"End It!"
Game: Guitar Hero: Upstream Premium Division
Grade: Platinum
Requirements: Earn all trophies for perfectly playing UPD's unbelievable catalog of hits.

This was a bad idea

HAS ETHAN CONANT BEEN FOUND?!?!

It is yet to be confirmed, but stay tuned!

I also had sex with Tiger Woods.

That is all.

17 days

Fun with Google, Part 2

You remember that classic bit from the Purdue 5 video where Ken proclaims, "This is how we fuck!"...right? Of course you do. Well, that popped into my head for no reason (not that it needs a reason), so I decided to type "how to f" in the Google search bar to see what predictive text choices would pop up.

This is what it gave me. These aren't in alphabetical order, so I have to assume they're ranked by popularity.

OK, I give up

Why is he on a riding mower wearing goggles, gloves and a snow hat in the middle of what appears to be summer!?!?

This is for Kevin

As a member of the KH fan club, sometimes I have to leave links for him to enjoy. SO if you aren't Kevin, this probably won't be very interesting. In fact, it will be stupid.

But if you are Kevin, then I advise you to pour yourself a tall glass of Arizona Iced Tea, grab some Chex Mix, and click on the link above. You are about to be entertained.

Well, what do you know...

...Alice in Chains made a new album. And it's pretty good. Check it out.

The Next American Olympic City...

I don't know how, but I just know St. Louis will get the 2020 games, just to stick it to us. They take trips to Super Bowls every decade and pull World Series victories out of their asses. Somehow, someway, St. Louis is going to get the Olympics. GREEN LIGHT THAT S%#@!

Those three words...

The words "What the F@ck?!?", or "WTF" for fans of brevity, are thrown around way to much these days. It takes a story like this to really do those three little words justice. This seriously has to be the most bizarre thing I've read in a long time.

The new QB controversy

Forgot the "Good Rex/Bad Rex" debate that raged in 2006-2007. This is nothing compared to what the Bears face now with Jay Cutler - the possibility that someone might switch him with Jim Breuer, and we may not know until it's too late:

TYSON AND AUSTIN! TYSON AND AUSTIN!!!

More SPAM of Champions!

Notes and such...

I recently stumbled upon texts from last night during my Internet travels, and find myself going back to it to read the latest entries... the site catalogs (supposedly) real text messages/conversations that people send in, with no personal information other than the area code where the text originated. While there's no way to tell how many are legit, there are some good ones up there. I guess it's technically NSFW, since pretty much all of them are varying degrees of obscene (the new album from JE), but if you're reading THIS at work then you probably don't care anyway.

With that, here's an actual quote from Ken's BBQ on Saturday, which I think sums the whole thing up nicely:

"Religion of the secret jungle monkey hot dog protein puddle."

Happy Birthday Josh!

From all your friends in the Fort!

And now, your Chris Kasch moment of zen....

....and reminder to Kevin why he needs to join Facebook.

Best Spam Subject Line

Every once in a while, a good one appears and makes me laugh. I figured asking this group would net the best results ... for my opening salvo, I'll go with one I just saw:

"Be the King of Night Olympics with just one round little thing that gives man powers!!"

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